Anonymous said:
uwu

Bless. You are a lovely being.

answered 22 hours ago @ 22 Jul 2014
Anonymous said:
Oh my darling. Knowing this now doesnt mean that you cant "even die right". It means that Death cradled you in his arms, and you punched him in the nose screaming, "not today bitch." This doesnt mean that you are meant to be dead. This just means that you proved to the world that you are meant to s u r v i v e.

Thank you my dear. I am in tears over this message. I don’t know why learning this hit me so hard, but I haven’t been able to think of anything else since I found out. Thank you, I needed your words desperately.

answered 22 hours ago @ 22 Jul 2014 with 2 notes

I’m sorry guys, this is dumb, but the only thing going through my head is “you can’t even die right.” I’ll be over this by tomorrow, it’s just really messing with me.

posted 22 hours ago @ 22 Jul 2014 with 3 notes

Lucky to have been where I have been

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"It warms the cockles of my heart. Words chosen carefully." [x|x]

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mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

ohawkguy
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Anonymous said:
✈️

Slovenia!

answered 22 hours ago @ 22 Jul 2014
majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

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aroxia:

swagginmun:

nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

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I made the same face the mirror did

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An alluring Crowley welcoming you to his castle.

An alluring Crowley welcoming you to his castle.

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better-than-kanye-bitchh:

relationship goals

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Be proud of your place in the Cosmos. It is small, and yet, it is.

» Cecil Palmer (via psychedelic-tea)  
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xbless this man
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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