Oh my darling. Knowing this now doesnt mean that you cant "even die right". It means that Death cradled you in his arms, and you punched him in the nose screaming, "not today bitch." This doesnt mean that you are meant to be dead. This just means that you proved to the world that you are meant to s u r v i v e.
Thank you my dear. I am in tears over this message. I don’t know why learning this hit me so hard, but I haven’t been able to think of anything else since I found out. Thank you, I needed your words desperately.
I’m sorry guys, this is dumb, but the only thing going through my head is “you can’t even die right.” I’ll be over this by tomorrow, it’s just really messing with me.
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
I made the same face the mirror did
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.